Maybe it was a good thing that I slept. It meant less time listening to Vince play Warcraft III and Amanda reading Cosmo out loud. I can talk about sex just as well as your average white trash, but I have a certain intolerance for someone who reads the "Seduce Your Man" articles, and feels a need to share all of the lurid details that Cosmo feels are fit to print. Besides, I was feeling particularly unseductive today, and that article emphasized it. I don't have tiny snake-like hips to shake sexily, or long hair to swish around as a silky man magnet. In fact, I had let my hair air-dry, and somehow it had dried stiff (?). Maybe I hadn't thouroughly rinsed the shampoo out in my semi-asleep state. Still, that was no excuse for my hair to feel like it could take out someone's eye.
Now I'm awake, and Josh is sleeping like a log. I should at least try and sleep through one whole night, so I bid this entry adieu!