Normally I love malls. I love to shop for anything. Even grocery shopping for mundane items can hold my interest. So when I say that this mall was boring, I mean it. It only took Josh and I an hour to eat lunch and look through all of the stores. The sad thing is that twenty of those minutes were spent in Radio Shack playing Carmageddon and Warcraft III. I have nothing against that, it just seemed like we were at the mall forever. I'm pretty sure that the only thing that kept Josh from disemboweling himself out of sheer boredom was the lack of a knife. Well, that and the disporportionate amount of short haired girls at the mall seemed to keep him vaguely entertained.
I need to figure out how to get my webcam working. Not that I really want to broadcast my silly face through cyberspace, but that I want to figure out how it works. I've had the thing since June, I just haven't tried it yet. Dave thinks I should put the camera on the floor and do a foot fetish website to bring in some money, but unless there's people who like big calloused feet, I'm most likely out of luck. Maybe I could put the camera under Josh's desk and do a 24-hour surveilance of his feet? The only catch to that is that he constantly wears socks. Perhaps I could buy www.meninsocks.com? There was that one episode of Will & Grace where Rosario said: "I like a man in a tube sock" and Jack replied, "Me too, honey." Mayhap there are non-fictional people who feel the same way? If so, I could be a cyber-pimp, tricking out pics of Josh's socked feet to perverts around the globe. I'd be rollin' in the bling-bling, yo.